Happy land! (Everyone's happy in happy land!!)

[Ninjasteve]

"YEA?! wELL F*** YOU YOU F****** s*** EATING F*****!"

Mr happy slammed down the phone furiously. Could nobody is this f****** company do there f***** job right? Now he would have to go to work. Not that he minded getting away from his shreaking wife (Who he hated) or he several children each as worthless as the last. He stormed into his living room lamenting everything he saw. He despised what he has done with the place. He looked down at his breakfast plate and became enflamed with rage.

"BACON!!! I F****** HATE BACON"

Deciding it was time to leave Mr Happy made his way to the car. He was angered to see his wife blocking the door holding 2 heavy suitcases.

"GOD DAMN YOU WIFE!! AWAY WITH YOU." Ignoring her attempts to tell him of her immidate departure he found the heavest looking object and threw it at her with all his might, clearing the way to the door.

Ah well no time to check for vitel signs now he thought as he stepped over the steadly growing crimson pool, being carefull not to get any on his shoes. Mr happy got into his car and swerved out of the driveway being carefull to mow down the neighbers beloved cat "Fredrick"

You're post must tell the story of the inhabitants of happy town. at least 1 use of profanity and threats or uses of violence must be included. Enjoy you're stay.....in happy town!

[Mizo]

"Whose that? The wind?"

"Boo motherfucker." The wind spoke.

"Slap my ball sack you fudge packing trout basher."

"I have to go now."

"Bitch."

Timmy walked on down the road like nothing had happened. He stumbled across a squirrel, watching its animal majesty, he paused for what seemed like forever. Then he grabbed it from the tree, looking into its eyes he began to cry.

"Why are you a squirrel?"

"Dunno."

"AH FUCK A TALKING SQUIRREL!!"

Timmy in shocked bit the talking squirrels head off. Catching the blood in a bowl he started to build something. It was a makeshift shower and a dress. He put the dress on and stood in the shower, pouring the blood into the funnel, he began to dance and sing; DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[foderico]

Mr Ben decided today was sch a beutiful day, this would be the first day of the rest of his life,

so Mr den decided to become more constructive and heads to the hard ware store to buy swing set to build in his garden for his three wonderful children and a small step ladder to build it with

Mr Ben returns home to the garden where he decided to build the lovely swingset for his children

He begins by tieing one end of the swing rope to the tree, but to do that he must first climb the step ladder, once hes up the step ladder he ties the knot

Then Mr Ben ties the other end of the rope around his neck into a noose and kicks the step ladder away

Mr Bens amzing children return home and are delighted to find there daddy, Mr Ben, had made them the most wonderful swing.

"I LOVE YOU DADDY" said his four year old son who hugged his Daddy's corpse swinging on it

[Ninjasteve]

Mr happy sped down the street mercylesy mowing down all who where unlucky enough to get on his way. Many managed to shout threats or swear at him as there spines snapped and their broken bodies where thrusted below his expensive car. Mr Happy tutted at the bloodstaines which now covered his car. I shall have to wash these when i get home. He thought.

The sound of police cars suddenly filled his ears. What a nuisance Mr happy thought as he took his out his favorite revolver from his glove compartment and began carefully loading it with bullets.

[Tullius]

It was sometime in the afternoon, birds were tweeting, children were riding bikes and lost in worlds of make believe. The sun shone through the crack in the blinds and woke Bill up with a blinding burst of golden sunshine.

"Ah fuck... So fucking hungover..."

He rolled out of bed and landed on a broken bottle that he had fallen asleep holding the night before.

"AAAHH FUCK, FUCK FUCKING FUCK!!!"

He limped into the bathroom, blood spattering all across the carpet.

An hour later, after Bill had had a shower, shit and a shave, he walked out to his car holding his hand to his head.

"Afternoon Bill! How's the day treating you?" Came the shout from his neighbour Fred.

Bill stared at him for a solid minute, then slowly raised his middle finger to Fred.

As he opened the door to his car several empty whiskey bottles rolled out onto the driveway, making a noise that was like knives being thrust into Bill's brain. He slapped himself across the head and got behind the wheel of the car.

As he started the car and proceeded to drive down the road he realised that he was still quite intoxicated.

As he reached down to find a bottle that still contained alcohol he failed to notice the squirrels cheerfully playing with each other until he heard the crunch under his wheel as he ran over their tiny cute heads.

He reached down one more time, swatting empty bottle away like annoying flies. He leaned down a little further and further and further until.

WHAM!

He crashed full on into a tree.

The end.

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